1) I need to stop by the store and purchase some telephone polls, rope, and a few cords of wood. Today is a great day for a witch hunt. We can make s'mores!
2) Today is the anniversary of the suicide or murder of Adolf Hitler. (It depends on which account you believe.) Remember to smack an Austrian in commemoration of the paper-hanging son-of-a-bitch.
3) Say a prayer to St. Pius V, that through his intercession Pope Benedict's efforts at reform will bear rich fruit.
