Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Index Of Forbidden Songs (Music Issue, Pt. III).

Numbers 401-450.

406-Sing A New Church: H, C (I'll take the One Jesus founded, thank you very much.)
407-All Are Welcome: HH, H (Jesus already built the house 2000 years ago and the gates of Hell will not prevail against it. Not to mention that I can only think of Zelda Rubenstein when I hear it.)
408-We Are The Church: DO (We are PART of the Church, a Divine reality.)
409-Gather And Remember: DO, EP
410-Church Of God Elect And Glorious: G
411-One Spirit, One Church: DO (See "We Are The Church".)
415-Canticle Of The Sun: HH, DTD (St. Francis deserves better.)
420-God, Beyond All Names: C, DO.
431- All I Ask Of You: HL, WIG
437-Amazing Grace: HL (But only if "and set me free" is substituted for "a wretch like me".)
438-Be Not Afraid: DTD, SIGV (Be afaid, be very afraid.)
440-We Will Rise Again: HH, SIGV
442-On Eagle's Wings: DTD
446-A Mighty Fortress: EP (Good song but it was written by an heresiarch for Heaven's sake!)
447-Though The Mountains May Fall: DS, DTD (Though the mountains may fall and the hills turn to dust, this song will never be given a rest!)

C=Castrated, DO= Dubious Orthodoxy, DS=Dan Schutte, DTD=Done To Death, EP=Ex-Priest, G=Germanophobic, H=Heretical, HH=Haugen&Haas, HL=Hella Lame, NAU=Not About Us, SIGV=Singing In God's Voice(i. e. we are not God, WIG=Where is God?
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