Earth Hour Checklist.

Earth Hour is on us again. Here is a helpful checklist so that you get the most out of this important event:

1-Purchase Styrofoam tableware.
2-Adjust the thermostat inverse to the prevailing temperature and open the windows to get a nice cross-breeze.
3-Drive your SUV mindlessly around town. (If you don't own one, rent one.)
4-Use extra paper towels.
5-Turn on all the lights that you have access to. (Just pretend the little critters from "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" are in your house.)
6-Flush the toilet every 5 minutes; twice every five minutes if you have on of those low flow jobs.

I am planning to light up our church complex so that it will be visible from space!