Primus--Since the Catholic Coalition on Climate Change is sending out ambassadors, I wonder if I can treat them like the Mouth of Sauron? I am thinking of the movie version, but book style would be OK too.
Secundus--Should Catholic clergy today be referred to as the Black Thumb Society?
Tertius--Should folks who had to listen to "Ashes" today be dispensed from their remaining penance as a matter of justice?
Quartus--Can I secede my church grounds from Ogden City?
