Longtime readers know that I am a smart alec (or words to that effect). Is it any wonder then that I have like minded friends in my parish? One of them came up to me and asked how I was going to preach on Global Warming this weekend. After I gave him the deer in the headlights look, I asked him what he was talking about. Well, it seems there is a National Preach-in on Global Warming. (I sense Rod Serling hiding behind a tree somewhere.
I am not now nor will I ever preach on the fictitious Global Warming, but if I did it would be something like the following. Man caused Global Warming is a false theory used by environmental extremists to advance their Socialist and Malthusian agenda. I will not risk my soul by using the Gospel to advance a lie.