Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Parish Coolness.

My parish is the coolest! Paul Simon, Donna Reed, and James Brown are parishioners. (OK, not the famous ones, but parishioners none the less.) Our First Communion teacher is a cousin of Frank Caliendo. One of my secretaries is a descendant of Robert E. Lee. And I just found out that our new DRE is descended from one of the mob at Carthage Jail and also the blacksmith that made the first Bowie knife. (This is not to mention that the pastor is a cousin of Fae Wray, Ezra Taft Benson, and John Wilkes Booth and descended from St. Mathilda.)
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