Saturday, December 26, 2009

What I Got For Christmas, Pt. I.

Alas, no one has yet gotten me anything on my principal gift list (not even a u-boat captain's or a Kolchak hat), but, hey, Christmas isn't over for a few weeks yet.

A great family in the parish did get me my own Chiabama head. I will water him and fertilize him… and put him in the sun....and name him Barry!Then at a time of my own choosing, he will go in a dry, dark closet. And I will repeat the process! Muahahahaha!
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