There is absolutely no way I am venturing outside my mom's house (the ersatz celebrutard bunker) today. The streets, the stores, everything is crawling with Black Friday Zombies. I have no desire to be eaten or trampled. I have plenty of food, a TV, and the Overlords.
(BTW the image is from a zombie movie filmed in SLC last year. The crowds were open call and I didn't find out about it until it was over!)