Tuesday, July 14, 2009


Ok, so I was having morning coffee after Mass today. I was just sitting there minding my own business and the chair collapsed underneath me. Nope, I don't need to go on a diet. Well, maybe I do, but the chair collapsed because it had been broken before and re-welded. So, I have issued a decree: if a chair breaks, it is to be thrown out. Meanwhile, I have a greater understanding of Forrest Gump's war wound.
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