Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Happy #$%@@^%@, @^^@%@ Earth Day!

Things I plan to do to celebrate Earth Day:
1. Use a whole bag of Styrofoam cups.
2. Go grocery shopping and request both paper and plastic bags.
3. Flush the toilet twice each time it's used.
4. Leave all my lights on (and no, none of them are compact fluorescent).
5. Eat bean and cabbage soup (that ought to increase my carbon footprint).
6. Drive my SUV.
7. Cut down some trees (no, really).

That should be Batshit Crazy enough for you. (I can't believe I wasn't nominated the Batshit category in the 2009 Cannonball Awards.)
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