Wednesday, September 03, 2008

If I Could Ghostwrite For Sarah.

You may have heard how Sarah P. is under investigation for ordering the firing of her state trooper ex-brother-in-law. This is how I would have her respond to this issue:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, I did not order the firing of Mike Wooten because he is my ex-brother-in-law. I ordered his firing because he drove his squad car while drunk and tried to tasser my 11-year-old nephew. I enjoyed ordering his dismissal because he is my ex-brother-in-law.
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