Friday, May 09, 2008

Why I Don't Have To Worry About Witches.

(Aside from the whole State of Grace/St. Benedict Medal thing.)

Behold the Rowan (Mountain Ash) Tree which is planted outside my front door. According to European folk belief, this wards off witches. (Yet another reason why I never expect visits from NOW, NARLA, or Sr. Joan.)

This could also be used to help deal with the nuttjob-armpithair-hippies of Code Pink and their use of witches against the Berzerkley USMC recruiting station. Though, I think Supersoakers filled with Holy Water would be both more fun and effective.
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