Saturday, April 12, 2008

When I Am Emperor.

The following TV commercials (among others) will be banned:
1-All commercials for lawyers. (One call does not do it all.)
2-Any commercial that includes the line, "It's my money and I want it now!"
3-Any commercial for feminine hygiene products.
4-Any commercial advertising treatments for E. D.. (This is a matter of justice for folks named Edward, Edwin, Edmund, etc....)
5-Ads for electric scooters.
6-Ads for 'male enhancement'.
The following practices will be legalized:
1-The shooting of skateboarders trespassing on private property.
2-The private ownership of RPGs and their use on autos emitting excessive bass.
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