Sunday, April 13, 2008

The Wedgie Patrol.

In the comments on the previous post, Ignorant Redneck asked:

Could you legalize severe public floggings for guys who wear theirtrousers undone around their buts?

Ummm, I would reserve flogging for those who wear no pants (or drive cars with stupid Darwin fish on them.) For the belt challenged, I would establish the Wedgie Patrol. This would be a brute squad of men with the build of professional wrestlers. They would be empowered to 'help' those with low hanging pants by forcibly demonstrating proper belt lines.
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