Monday, March 24, 2008

Manly Ice Shows.

Easter afternoon, I was over at a parishioner's house. They had several families from the church over. One of the dad's told me about taking his daughter to Disney's Princesses on Ice. I commented that he was going to get a lot of time out of Purgatory for doing that. (The daughter loved it of course.)

This caused me to think about an unserved market; manly ice shows. Ice shows that a guy can go to without wanting to belt-sand his face off. And so without further ado, Orthometer productions announces Die Hard On Ice. Picture John McClean and Hans skating while firing Uzis. Or how about Alien v. Predator: The Ice Wars.
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