Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dexter Explains The Mass

Jesterius Magnus reports that, in a parish in Baton Rouge, Dexter is explaining the Mass to children and, one weekend, to the whole parish. When I first glanced at the text, I thought, "WTH? A vigilante serial killer is explaining the Mass? Obviously, someone has been eating spiked jambalaya." OK, so it wasn't the titular character from Showtime's sick but highly entertaining crime drama, it was a sock puppet. In retrospect, I think I would rather have TV's Dexter commenting on the Mass.

Seriously, this is an act of solemn worship people. Heaven is touching Earth and God Himself is with us. There is no room here for puppets, clowns, mimes, bongos, Dancing Daughters of Penelope, or any of the other crap the Liturinazis have been subjecting the innocent to for the last 40 years.
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