Monday, October 23, 2006

Wacky Protestant theory sighting

While checking out the latest Misadventures of Hello Cthulhu, I ran across an add for THE WORLD'S LAST CHANCE. Not wanting to miss out, I clicked and found out that "THE BIBLE REVEALS NEXT AND LAST POPE WILL BE A DEVIL IMPERSONATING JOHN PAUL II" This is a rather bizarre, Adventist exegesis of Revelation 17. What will the devil then do you may ask?

Now the most important reason: Which of the 7 kings is most known, loved and respected in today's generation? If Satan would want to lead the world into imposing universal laws for exalting his false Sabbath (Sunday), who would be the most effective personality other than John Paul II? Who would be more effective than him who called on Christians to "ensure that civil legislation respects their duty to keep Sunday holy…refraining from work and activities which are incompatible with the sanctification of the Lord's Day." [Apostolic Letter, Des Domini of John Paul II, dated May 31, 1998]? Again, no one is better suited for carrying the agenda of Satan than John Paul II. Hence, impersonating him makes the most sense for Satan, who is intent on deceiving the whole world.

Yup, promoting Sunday, that is the devil's work alright.
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